Squirrels: Cute and Fuzzy, or Destructive Rats in Pretty Coats
A desperate gardenerd writes in:
“Help! Squirrels are devouring the fruits (or vegetables) of my labor. My sweet little tomatoes, my succulent squash–all gone. They’re cute little animals and all, but they’re not that cute. How can I deter them?”
Alas, I hear your cries. I’ve gone toe-to-toe on a few occasions with our well-dressed woodland friends, and my mother has shared stories of the same decimating her yard as well. They stare defiantly at me (sideways out of one eye) as I threaten them with death, seeming to say, “bring it on.” There are many reported techniques that work – some better than …